If you've driven down Stonybrook Drive in Bowie anytime in the last four years, chances are you've seen this advertisement for real estate professionals Thomas and Stacy Allotta. They offer Allotta service and Allotta results according to their web site. Cute. If you can't make out the faded rural mailbox letters on the back gate, Thomas and Stacy list and sell homes. They would also like you to slow down while driving on Stonybrook Drive - that is, slow down while you ever so gently cross the double yellow line while driving around their truck. Yellow is the official color of Weichert Realtors. Double cute.
It seems like this truck never moves. In fact, it's captured on Google's street view for Stonybrook Drive.
This truck doesn't really scream out, "list with me!" I might be more inclined to call if it said, "Have truck. Will help with move."